Running to a Stand Still
Julie: "How am I supposed to blend in with a bunch of messed up teenagers?"
Susan: "I dunno, pretend you're bulimic, gag a little."

Bree: "I don't worry about John. Both he and Danielle are in the abstinence club."

Susan (about borrowing the car) : "It's no big deal. It's only for a couple of hours. I let you borrow my eggs for a whole year!"

Bree: "How much longer is your mid-life crisis going to last because it's really starting to tick me off!"

Susan: "Girls smile at you to your face and then, behind your back, they make fun of you cause you are the only one not shaving her legs yet."

Bree: "The only thing I don't like about sex is the scrotum. I mean, obviously it has its practical applications but I'm just not a fan!"

Lynette: "Next Spring, we're going to do 'Bambi' and his mother is going to take a slug to the head....and you're gonna like it!"

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